Thank you for visiting our website. We realize that stress in day to day living can have a negative effect on health, attitude, work, and relationships.  Our single goal is to provide you with the best products available on the market to deal with that stress.  Our staff has tested each and every product that we offer.  Other online adult novelty stores offer hundreds of products, most of which are poorly designed.  At Batteryoperatedboyfriend we only stock a few products that are designed and constructed to the highest standards.  We have sifted through the hundreds of adult items available on the market.  We are pleased to offer you, our valued customer, the best of the best, for your distinct individual pleasure.